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While I agree that people don't belong to each other, I still haven't forgiven Holly Golightly for what she did to Cat.

mariowiki:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

super smash bros

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

thesondheimian:

“I had a superstition that I never turned off the light to my dressing room until the show was over. We taped three nights in a row, and after the last taping, the light was off when I got back to my dressing room and I turned it on and Stephen Sondheim was sitting there in my dressing room. He said, ‘I think you’ll understand. It never gets better than this. This is like the greatest night we might ever have.’”
“When we do something, it affects somebody else. And, at the time [of the original], we were all having children. My kids were young, and James had a child that was young, and I think that a lot of the sensibility of the show had to do with the concept of ‘What was our responsibility to our children?’ That’s always stuck with me, and the idea that there’s always an argument [about] whether the path is straight — or if there is a path. The Baker says, ‘There is no path.’ Other people say, ‘The path is straight,’ and I think I’ve always come away thinking that everybody has to find their own path.”
-Chip Zien (x)

thesondheimian:

“I had a superstition that I never turned off the light to my dressing room until the show was over. We taped three nights in a row, and after the last taping, the light was off when I got back to my dressing room and I turned it on and Stephen Sondheim was sitting there in my dressing room. He said, ‘I think you’ll understand. It never gets better than this. This is like the greatest night we might ever have.’”

“When we do something, it affects somebody else. And, at the time [of the original], we were all having children. My kids were young, and James had a child that was young, and I think that a lot of the sensibility of the show had to do with the concept of ‘What was our responsibility to our children?’ That’s always stuck with me, and the idea that there’s always an argument [about] whether the path is straight — or if there is a path. The Baker says, ‘There is no path.’ Other people say, ‘The path is straight,’ and I think I’ve always come away thinking that everybody has to find their own path.”

-Chip Zien (x)

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle

waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring

Taylor Jones as Mary Poppins and Alex Rodriguez as Bert in Berkeley Playhouse’s production of Mary Poppins [x]

pocketmoony:

This made me laugh so hard!

to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet

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Yes I’m watching Bride & Prejudice on a Wednesday what of it

tastefullyoffensive:

Spotted in Lubbock, Texas. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Spotted in Lubbock, Texas. [via]